December 2010
15 posts
Lawyers are hawt.
I told a friend I want my boyfriend to be a lawyer because lawyers are smart and they look hott in their suits. And so we could argue all night long. She told me she’s worried for me.
Dec 30th
If you want things to be done correctly, you gotta...
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
Dec 24th
BORED
It’s night right now. There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. You ate chicken today. You are lactose intolerant. There’s a nearby TV on. You get along with your neighbors. Twilight is a horrible series. You’re hungry right now. You have worked out today. Running a mile sounds awful. You have a job. You love to bake Christmas cookies. Your parents are still...
Dec 23rd
Most people have 1000 wishes for Christmas; a...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 16th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
You Know what I hate...
when people don’t email me back regarding important matters. It makes me go super all hulk-like.
Dec 9th
Dear future girlfriend,
jessicaho: mattttfigga: When we’re eating at a restaurant, you don’t have to order a salad to try and impress me. If you are in the mood for a big, fat, juicy burger with a pound of french fries on the side, go for it. I’ll be eating the same thing right next to you. And then we can go to the gym and work out together the next day. Hahah. This is cute. haha! Super cute! My future ...
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
If you think you're too small to have an impact,...
philliee: - Anita Roddick
Dec 8th
Stress is coming. I could already feel it.
Dec 8th